Lately, my girlfriend has taken to calling me “Chunk.” And as anyone who has ever read Mike Baron’s run on The Flash knows, Chunk was a big lad.
I keep telling my girlfriend that you’ve got to eat to compete, but the truth is I have been porking out a little. So this week I’ve started using my gym membership again, the one that I pay for every month but never use.
Soon, I will be ripped. I will train my body like Bruce Wayne.