Fight the Flab! Week One!

Lately, my girlfriend has taken to calling me “Chunk.” And as anyone who has ever read Mike Baron’s run on The Flash knows, Chunk was a big lad.

I'm not that fat right enough

I keep telling my girlfriend that you’ve got to eat to compete, but the truth is I have been porking out a little. So this week I’ve started using my gym membership again, the one that I pay for every month but never use.

Soon, I will be ripped. I will train my body like Bruce Wayne.

You fat bastard, who ate all the pies?!?


About bobmitchellinthe21stcentury

i am a mild-mannered reporter and a part-time bar man. guinness is my drink. john wayne is my hero. i am kind to animals
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